Friday, July 29, 2005
Sunburn
It's really funny and kid friendly. Everything on there is funny but I suggest clicking on 'First Time Here' and also going to 'Strong Bad Email'. Well, I gots to go. Love Ya, Buy$$$
Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive.
Friday, July 22, 2005
Many things
If an e-card could make you cry-
http://www.bellagreetings.com/1/card.php?ID=1752&PHPSESSID=0aa253b2e3140fbfe0fb580121428e1e
I want this cat-
http://www.bellagreetings.com/1/card.php?ID=1560&PHPSESSID=0aa253b2e3140fbfe0fb580121428e1e
I find myself singing this song-
http://www.bellagreetings.com/1/card.php?ID=1548&PHPSESSID=0aa253b2e3140fbfe0fb580121428e1e
How true-
http://www.superlaugh.com/1/gasprices.htm
This is funny but the car gets on my nerves-
http://www.bellagreetings.com/1/card.php?ID=960&PHPSESSID=0aa253b2e3140fbfe0fb580121428e1e
Ok, last one. It's kinda weird-
http://www.bellagreetings.com/1/card.php?ID=1002
Ok, so my birthday is coming up. My party is going to be a murder mystery! I've got all the the stuff, exept some props and supples. I have all the characters set to my guest now all I need to do is mail the invites. WOOOHOOOO!!!
And now the website that everyone should go to:
http://www.illwillpress.com
Ok, maybe not everyone cause of laguage, but you get the point. It's really funny! Will is the one who showed me it, and now I pass it on to everyone I meet!!! He will rule the world!!! MUHAAHAHAAAHAA!!! Ow! When you get there go to toons and watch 'Free Your Mind', 'Squirrel Songs', and 'Amityville Toaster'. It's great. 'Tech-Support' is another good one. Well, I have to go. Love Ya, buy$$$
"7 days without pizza makes one weak"
Thursday, July 14, 2005
No Sleep
"Homestarrunner.net It's dot com."
-Homestar-
Saturday, July 02, 2005
Hamster Attack!
"I love the little tacos, I love them goood!"
Gir-Invader Zim
Tuesday, June 14, 2005
Songs
Everlong
Hello, I've waited here for you, everlong
Tonight, I throw myself into and out of the red, out of her head she sang
Come down and waste away with me, down with me
Slow how, you wanted it to be, I'm over my head, out of her head she sang
And I wonder when I sing along with you if everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again
The only thing I'll ever ask of you
You've got to promise not to stop when I say when she sang
Breathe out, so I can breathe you in, hold you in
And now, I know you've always been out of your head, out of my head I sang
And I wonder when I sing along with you if everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again
The only thing I'll ever ask of you
You've got to promise not to stop when I say when she sang
And I wonder if everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again
The only thing I'll ever ask of you
Monkey Wrench
What have we done with innocence
It disappeared with time, it never made much sense
Adolescent resident
Wasting another night on planning my revenge
One in ten 3x
Don't want to be your monkey wrench
One more indecent accident
I'd rather leave than suffer this
I'll never be your monkey wrench
All this time to make amends
What do you do when all your enemies are friends
Now and then I'll try to bend
Under pressure wind up snapping in the end
One in ten 3x
Don't want to be your monkey wrench
One more indecent accident
I'd rather leave than suffer this
I'll never be your monkey wrench
One last thing before I quit
I never wanted any more than I could fit
Into my head I still remember every single word
You said and all the shit that somehow came along with it
Still there's one thing that comforts me since I was
Always caged and now I'm free
Don't want to be your monkey wrench
One more indecent accident
I'd rather leave than suffer this
I'll never be your monkey wrench
Don't want to be your monkey wrench (fall in, fall out)
Don't want to be your monkey wrench (fall in, fall out)
Don't want to be your monkey wrench (fall in, fall out)
Aha, the Foo Fighters. How wonderful! Anywho, I have to go clean now, cause if I don't, Will and Shilo can't spend the night. I don't have much more to clean. You can walk through the main living room and there's no toys in there. Yea, Sam just left to get Monty Python and the Holy Grail so Shilo and Will can watch it when the come over friday! I love that movie. Well, got to go, the bunnys are coming for me!
"I love the little tacos, I love them goood!"
Gir-Invader Zim
Will's CD
1. The One by the Foo Fighters - This song talks about someone who isn't the 'one' but they make the other person feel something, but remember, that can be bad.
"You're not the one
But you're the only one
Who could make me
Feel like this
You're not the one
But you're the only one
Who could make me
Feel like shit"
2. Lee by Tenacious D - This is Will's favorite Tenacious D song, so whenever I hear it, I think of him.
3. Big Me by the Foo Fighters - I think I just like this song and it sounds happy, so I think Will.
4. Monkey Wrench by the Foo Fighters - This is a cool song. I guess I just don't want Will to use me like the song and I don't want to use him to get something.
"Don't want to be your monkey wrench
One more indecent accidentI
'd rather leave than suffer this
I'll never be your monkey wrench"
5. My Best Friend by Weezer - Self explanitory! Will is someone I can talk to about most anything.
"There is no other one that can take your place
I feel happy inside when I see your face
I hope you believe meBecause I speak sincerely
and I mean it when I tell you I need you
You are my best friend
and I love you, and I love you
Yes I do"
6. My Hero by the Foo Fighters - I guess it's cause I think of Will as if he is higher than some of my other friends. Like I wouls do more to save Will from harm than I would for, say, Britany. It's not that I don't love all my friends, I just ... need him more.
7. Karate Schnitzel by Tenacious D - This skit it great! And Will loves it!
8. Karate by Tenacious D - This goes with number seven. Will thinks it's great and he laughs everytime he hears it.
9. All My Life by the Foo Fighters - I just think it's hardcore! I thought Will might like it.
10. The Other Way bt Weezer - I think it's cause I'm afrad to say anything to Will that might our friendship weird. You know what kind of stuff I'm talking about.
"I have many fears
About rejection
I have many memories of pain
I have always been a little shy
So I'll turn and look the other way
Other way
Other way
I will turn and look the other way
I want to hold you
But I am afraid
I want to touch you
But I'm not that way"
11. Low by the Foo Fighters - I think this is cool and so he might too. It also has some lines that make me think of him.
"Baby Blue
Don't go nowhere
I'm right beside you
me and You
Going nowhere
I'm right beside you"
12. Everlong by the Foo Fighters - I'll let the lyrics explan.
"Hello, I've waited here for you, everlong
Tonight, I throw myself into and out of the red, out of her head she sang
Come down and waste away with me, down with me
Slow how, you wanted it to be, I'm over my head, out of her head she sang
And I wonder when I sing along with you if everything could ever feel this real forever
If anything could ever be this good again
The only thing I'll ever ask of you
You've got to promise not to stop when I say when she sang
Breathe out, so I can breathe you in, hold you in"
13. This is Such a Pity by Weezer - I think Will and I should do what this song says. Period!
"This is such a pity.
We should give all our love to each other.
Not this hate that destroys us.
This is such a pity.
(This is a pity)"
14. Best of You by the Foo Fighters - I think everyone should give the best to everone. Including Will and I.
"Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Has someone taken your faith?
Its real, the pain you feel
You trust, you must
Confess
Is someone getting the best, the best, the best, the best of you?
Oh..."
15. The World Has Turned and Left Me Here by Weezer - Once again, I'll let the lyrics explain.
"The world has turned and left me here
Just where I was before you appeared.
And in your place an empty space
Has filled the void behind my face.
I talked for hours to your wallet photograph
And you just listened.
You laughed enchanted by my intellect
Or maybe you didn't."
16. Learn to Fly by the Foo Fighters - I love this song. And It's sounds so happy. I don't really know why it reminds me of him. It just does.
"Run and tell all of the angels
This could take all night
Think I need a devil to help me get things right
Hook me up a new revolution
Cause this one is a lie
We sat around laughing and watched the last one die
I'm looking to the sky to save me
Looking for a sign of life
Looking for something to help me burn out bright
I'm looking for a complication
Looking cause I'm tired of lying
Make my way back home when I learn to fly
I think I'm done nursing the patience
I can wait one night
I'd give it all away if you give me one last try
We'll live happily ever trapped if you just save my life"
17. Always Look on the Bright Side of Life from Monty Python - Will seems deprested latly so I thought I'd cheer him up.
"For life is quite absurd,
And death's the final word.
You must always face the curtain with a bow!
Forget about your sin -- give the audience a grin,
Enjoy it -- it's the last chance anyhow!
So always look on the bright side of death!
Just before you draw your terminal breath.
Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it."
18. Times Like These by the Foo Fighters - I think it's about time. lol
"it's times like these you learn to live again
it's times like these you give and give again
it's times like these you learn to love again
it's times like these time and time again"
19. I've Got A Lovly Bunch A Cocanuts from Monty Python - It's Just funny and I know he'll love it.
20. Only in Dreams by Weezer - I think you get it!
"Only in dreams
We see what it means.
Reach out our hands.
Hold onto hers.
But when we wake
It's all been erased.
And so it seems
Only in dreams.
You walk up to her.
Ask her to dance.
She says, 'Hey, baby, I just might take the chance.'
You say, 'It's a good thing
That you float in the air... in the air.
That way there's no way I will crush your pretty toenails into a thousand pieces.'"
Well, that's the cd. Hope he likes it. Hope you do too. I sure do! lol The last song it one of my fave Weezer song. I really like the 'I will crush your pretty toenails into a thousand pieces.' Anywho, I gots to go. Bye!!!
"I love the little tacos, I love them goood!"
Gir-Invader Zim
Sunday, June 05, 2005
So Much Fun!
Oh, and I forgot to tell you what happened when I got grass in my eye. I told People to stop spraying water on me for a minute. Will asked me what was wrong.
Me: "I have some thing in my eye."
Will: "Ahh, want me to kiss it?"
Me: "No. I think it's grass."
I took my glasses off and asked him to look in my eye.
Then, being Will, he kissed the side of my eye. Then he put his tongue in my eye. He started laughing as I rubbed my eye in disgust. When Drew came over to see what happened. I screamed "He put his tongue in my eye!!!" Drew looked at Will and shook his head. I told Will he made it hurt worse and he replied: "You want me to kiss it again?"
"I love the little tacos, I love them Goood!"
Gir-Invader Zim
Friday, June 03, 2005
This it messed up!
I am
terrified of all things.
Frightened of the dark.
I am.
You are
taller than a mountain.
Deeper than the sea.
You are.
Hold me.
Hold me.
Take me with you 'cause I'm lonely.
I was
closer to you back then.
I was happier.
I was.
You are
fading further from me.
Why don't you come home
to me?
Hold me.
Hold me.
Take me with you 'cause I'm lonely.
I am...
I am...
Cold.
Hold Me.
[solo]
Hold me.
Hold me.
Take me with you 'cause I'm lonely.
Hold me.
Hold me.
Take me with you 'cause I'm lonely.
Hold me.
Hold me.
and this:
When everything is wrong I'll come talk to you
You make things alright when I'm feeling blue
You are such a blessing and I wont be messing
with the one thing that brings light to all of my darkness
You are my best friend
and I love you, and I love you
Yes I do
There is no other one that can take your place
I feel happy inside when I see your face
I hope you believe me
Because I speak sincerely
and I mean it when I tell you I need you
You are my best friend
and I love you, and I love you
Yes I do
I'm here right beside you
I will never leave you
and I feel the pain you feel when you start crying
You are my best friend
and I love you, and I love you
Yes I do
You are my best friend
and I love you, and I love you
Yes I do
Yes I do...
Yes I do
This is messed up. I mean, I miss everyone, but not as much as him. I've never missed someone so much. I just want to cry.
Tuesday, May 31, 2005
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Those are Great! More to come. Don't forget- I have more new post below.
"I love the little tacos, I love them goood!"
Gir-Invader Zim
What's with all the kisses?
Ok, something weird is going on. On the day of the graduation, Will and Drew kept saying they loved me and were kissing me with they're hands. And today when I was talking to them after school, Drew asked why Will got the Gushers, it's a weird candy. Will replied "Cause she loves me" and then kissed me with his hand... on my lips. Man, they're crazy!
"And the winner is" *Click*
Many Different Stories
Well, last week I had my 8th grade graduation. It was so much fun! I took so many pictures. Everyone was just crazy! Like this guy, I don't really know him, was calling me his girl and told Shilo and Ashley the got kicked to the curb. But then Will was walking around the dance with his head down. Everytime I asked him what was wrong, he just looked at me and walked away. He looked like her had been crying, and apparently, he had. Man, that boy has a lot of mood swings!!! Earlier that day, he was yelling at me everytime I tried to talk to him. Then, at lunch, Drew asked me to sit with them. I told him, in front of Will, I wasn't going to sit with that jerk. Will, of course, acts like he didn't do anything. The beg me to sit with them, but I told Will he had to apoges. Well, he didn't, but I sat with them anyway. To quote Toby Keith "You don't stay with the ones you can live with, it's the ones you can't live without."
"And the winner is" *Click*
Thursday, May 12, 2005
Awkward
Will: "Do you know?"
Me: "About what?
Will: "Never mind."
Me: "No. About what?"
Will: "Forget it."
Me: "Tell me. What are you talking about?
Will: "Nothing."
Me: Looking at Drew "What are you talking about?"
Drew: "That your pretty, your nice, and you smell good."
Me: "Thank... you... I have presents!"
Will: "What?"
Me: "Stickers!"
Drew: "YES!"
Wow! How awkward do I feel?!?!
Well, gots to go!
"And the winner is" *Click*
Monday, May 09, 2005
QUIZZES!!!

You are Tater Tots. Go get your own!!
Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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You kill for
revenge.
That is because you have lost something or
someone you held very dear. Now you can't seem
to get over the loss that marked your soul, and
the only solution is to go after the one person
who brought all this pain to you. Chances are
you are angry inside and you bottle everything
up and don't talk to anyone about it. People
may want to help, but you think that they can
never understand your pain and only get
frustrated because of this. But it is important
to see all that you have left and be thankful
of that even if you have lost something great.
It may not be true that Times heals all wounds,
but with time and talking about your feelings,
maybe the hurt will ease.
Main weapon: Yourself
Quote: "You can close your eyes to
reality but not to memories" -Stainslaw J.
Lec
Facial expression: Gritted teeth and
teary eyes
What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
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You are Cocaine (aka: coke, crack, snow, 151...).
You are the second most commonly used drug in
the world. You are very witty, talented, perky
person if you can just have the right
opportunity to show to everybody how unique you
are, when you are in a good mood you can reach
a very high point of happiness. You are
classified as class (A and B) illegal drugs.
What kind of Drugs are you? and how that reflect your personality?
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you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You
adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,
you might not have it all, but there are worse
which happy bunny are you?
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~*~*~*~*~UNIQUE~*~*~*~*~
You are different. You're the type of person that
is easily spotted in a crowd. You have a
radiant personality. You probably go through a
lot of mood swings from happy to lonely, angry
to sad, loving to spiteful, and so on. Be aware
that your sudden change in personality may
offend some people. People like to be around
you because you are genuine and relaxed. You
seem at peace with yourself and you give off
that "what you see is what you get"
vibe. That's a good thing because your general
audience will feel relaxed and at ease knowing
that they too can be themselves with out having
to worry. Try not to judge others on their
appearance. It's not nice. Over all you're a
spirited person who enjoys having a good time!
Good for you! :o)
Please Rate or message me! Thank you for taking my
quiz! XoXo <3 Lana
You're Beautiful...but why? ( PICS)
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GREEN
??Which colour of Death is yours??
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You are a Belly Dancer. You are charming inside
out, your life follows an interesting rhythem,
beautiful and smooth, you know how to be the
center of attention when you want to, you love
your friends and you can trust them on your
life. Your ideal man is the one with a sweet
witty character who understands how much
freedom is important to you.
What kind of dancers are you? (Girls only)
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more to come
Man! Thinking is hard.
I've been tagged by Party Pascha
If I could be a scientist... If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician... If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter... If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary... If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect... If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist... If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete... If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper... If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer... If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider... If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper... If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host... If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge... If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss... If I could be a backup singer...
If I could be a CEO... If I could be a movie reviewer...
Choose five people to pass it onto when you are finished.
If I could be a writer... I'd write books about kids who didn't get it easy. Some would be real life events and some would be fantasy but which ever way you spin it, the kid would have to work for what the want.
If I could be a painter... I'd show the world through my eyes. It wouldn't matter what other people think, even if I didn't sell a single painting, I'd still be happy doing what I wanted.
If I could be a Jedi... I'd probably be Yoda just so I could talk weird and no one could say anything about it. I'd also have all these cool powers so if anyone made me mad, I'd just pick them up and... well, you get the idea.
If I could be Carl I mean llama-rider... LLAMA!!! I'd wonder why a spent years in school to ride llamas. My best friend would be Jimmy and... oh, sorry. I'd also wonder how I'd earn money to live. Would I live in a box? Under the stairs? With a nine month old baby? And a dog? And drink beer I found in the trash? With backwash? Ahh, 7th grade memories. Don't ask.
If I could be a movie reviewer... I'd have 8 thumbs surgically put on my hands just so I could say "Ten thumbs up!" Sorry, a little Will there. I wouldn't talk so no one could understand me. If I truly hated the movie, I'd say so and vise versa.
I'm sorry to say this but I don't know anyone to pass it to that hasn't already been tagged. *Sob* *Cry*
Happy Birthday Parker!!!
"And the winner is..." *Click*
Sunday, May 08, 2005
Holocaust
http://www.louiserosenltd.com/images/ann_frank.jpg
My poster is going to say "You may not have seen it, but I can still hear the screams."
You like it?
Will called me at like 9:45 last night to talk about the holocaust. He was really upset about all this stuff he saw. He was looking up this doctor that did tests on holocaust victums. He was watching a video in the librairy. He had to turn it off because a whole bunch of 6th and 7th graders were gathered around him and it was scaring them. It scared him too and that's why he had to talk to me.
Man! Thinking is hard.
Sunday, May 01, 2005
Oh my...
Will: I invited you, right?
Me: No.
Will: Well, your invited.
Me: Ok, cool.
Then I talked about Parker, my nephew's, birthday. They are both born in may, so we talked about their signs and all that. We talked about alot of stuff that I can't remember but then he said something.
Will: The pretties baby seem to always be mixed.
Me: Yea
Will: Plus, black goes with everything. And black and white is perfect.
Me: Yea, well, Parker is kind mixed. Hispanic and white. Or Caucasian if I wanted to talk right, but I don't.
As you can see, I was glad he couldn't see my face. Speaking of not seeing my face, let me tell you of the time Will was dating Brooke (the nerve! lol). One day after school, he told me he was going break up with her. Well, you can imagine my face. Sure, Brooke is my friend, but I couldn't be happier to hear this. This was also bad because Will, standing in front of me, saw my reaction.
Will: Why are you smiling?
Me: I'm not smiling. (I was trying so hard not to!)
Will: Yes you are.
Me: No, well anyway, are you sure? I mean I thought you liked her.
Will: Ok, first your happy then your upset.
Man, that was weird.
Man! Thinking is hard.
Wednesday, April 27, 2005
Candy Man Can
Man! Thinking is hard.
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
Silly
Red rover Red rover
What a silly game
People run around all mad
Just to cause them pain
Flap Jacks Flap Jacks
What a silly snack
People eat them all the time
And soon skinniness they lack
Noses Noses
What a silly face
People let them drip
Till they’re running in a race
Man! Thinking is hard.
Karma
I had to get my art project after school and Katie always comes with me. I asked Will if he wanted to come but, of course, had to be mean. "NO" Just as he said that, Drew comes up to give me a hug. I turned to hug him and after I do, he gives Will a mean look and says "She just forgot about you." or something like that. Then Will says "Well do you have her number and even if you did, could you call her?" Will turns to me and explains Drew "doesn't have weekdays" (Drew is grounded all the time cause his parents are evil!) Drew walks off, he rides the bus, leaving Katie and I in shock.
Will looks at me, and say "Who would want my number anyway?"
Will: "Me."
Me: "Why would anyone want to talk to me?"
Will: "I do. Your fun."
Me: "I'm boring."
Will: "Not if we call Brooke. Hey, I need to call Brooke."
Brooke walks by at that moment, ant Will says hi. Brooke says bye to me but didn't even look at Will. I told him everybody hates him. Then he took my binder and through it down the stairs.
Man, Life is hard!
Man! Thinking is hard.
Sunday, April 24, 2005
So Sad!
Gonzo:
This looks familiar, vaguely familiar,
Almost unreal, yet, it's too soon to feel yet.
Close to my soul, and yet so far away.
I'm going to go back there someday.
Sun rises, night falls, sometimes the sky calls.
Is that a song there, and do I belong there?
I've never been there, but I know the way.
I'm going to go back there someday.
Come and go with me, it's more fun to share,
We'll both be completely at home in midair.
We're flyin', not walkin', on featherless wings.
We can hold onto love like invisible strings.
There's not a word yet for old friends who've just met
.Part heaven, part space, or have I found my place?
You can just visit, but I plan to stay.
I'm going to go back there someday.
I'm going to go back there someday.
So sad! Excuse while I cry.
Man! Thinking is hard.
