Ok, here are some funny picures.

http://www.ahajokes.com/crt887.html

http://www.ahajokes.com/crt884.html

http://www.ahajokes.com/crt879.html

http://www.ahajokes.com/crt878.html

http://www.ahajokes.com/crt874.html

http://www.ahajokes.com/crt873.html

http://www.ahajokes.com/crt868.html

http://www.ahajokes.com/crt003.html

http://www.ahajokes.com/crt019.html

http://www.ahajokes.com/crt021.html

Those are Great! More to come. Don't forget- I have more new post below.

"I love the little tacos, I love them goood!"
Gir-Invader Zim

What's with all the kisses?

Scared ya, didn't I? MUHAHHAHAAAAHAAAAHAAA *snort* HAHA *choke* Ha!

Ok, something weird is going on. On the day of the graduation, Will and Drew kept saying they loved me and were kissing me with they're hands. And today when I was talking to them after school, Drew asked why Will got the Gushers, it's a weird candy. Will replied "Cause she loves me" and then kissed me with his hand... on my lips. Man, they're crazy!


"And the winner is" *Click*

Many Different Stories

Ok, so I know it's been a long time sense I last posted, but I've been busy... Playing Nancy Drew!!! Which, by the way, I've completed four games in two, count em', two days. Wow, that's a new record! The last time I played one and completed it, it took me a week, so that must mean I'm smarter... I think... um... Yeah I'm definitely smarter *drool*.

Well, last week I had my 8th grade graduation. It was so much fun! I took so many pictures. Everyone was just crazy! Like this guy, I don't really know him, was calling me his girl and told Shilo and Ashley the got kicked to the curb. But then Will was walking around the dance with his head down. Everytime I asked him what was wrong, he just looked at me and walked away. He looked like her had been crying, and apparently, he had. Man, that boy has a lot of mood swings!!! Earlier that day, he was yelling at me everytime I tried to talk to him. Then, at lunch, Drew asked me to sit with them. I told him, in front of Will, I wasn't going to sit with that jerk. Will, of course, acts like he didn't do anything. The beg me to sit with them, but I told Will he had to apoges. Well, he didn't, but I sat with them anyway. To quote Toby Keith "You don't stay with the ones you can live with, it's the ones you can't live without."


"And the winner is" *Click*

Awkward

Ok, so after school today, I was talking to Drew when I saw Will. He came over and said hi.

Will: "Do you know?"
Me: "About what?
Will: "Never mind."
Me: "No. About what?"
Will: "Forget it."
Me: "Tell me. What are you talking about?
Will: "Nothing."
Me: Looking at Drew "What are you talking about?"
Drew: "That your pretty, your nice, and you smell good."
Me: "Thank... you... I have presents!"
Will: "What?"
Me: "Stickers!"
Drew: "YES!"

Wow! How awkward do I feel?!?!
Well, gots to go!

"And the winner is" *Click*

QUIZZES!!!

Here are my results on a whole bunch of quizzes


You are Tater Tots. Go get your own!!


Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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You kill for
revenge.
That is because you have lost something or
someone you held very dear. Now you can't seem
to get over the loss that marked your soul, and
the only solution is to go after the one person
who brought all this pain to you. Chances are
you are angry inside and you bottle everything
up and don't talk to anyone about it. People
may want to help, but you think that they can
never understand your pain and only get
frustrated because of this. But it is important
to see all that you have left and be thankful
of that even if you have lost something great.
It may not be true that Times heals all wounds,
but with time and talking about your feelings,
maybe the hurt will ease.

Main weapon: Yourself
Quote: "You can close your eyes to
reality but not to memories" -Stainslaw J.
Lec
Facial expression: Gritted teeth and
teary eyes

What Type of Killer Are You? [cool pictures]
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You are Cocaine (aka: coke, crack, snow, 151...).
You are the second most commonly used drug in
the world. You are very witty, talented, perky
person if you can just have the right
opportunity to show to everybody how unique you
are, when you are in a good mood you can reach
a very high point of happiness. You are
classified as class (A and B) illegal drugs.


What kind of Drugs are you? and how that reflect your personality?
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you are the cute but psycho happy bunny. You
adorable, but a little out there. It's alright,
you might not have it all, but there are worse


which happy bunny are you?
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~*~*~*~*~UNIQUE~*~*~*~*~
You are different. You're the type of person that
is easily spotted in a crowd. You have a
radiant personality. You probably go through a
lot of mood swings from happy to lonely, angry
to sad, loving to spiteful, and so on. Be aware
that your sudden change in personality may
offend some people. People like to be around
you because you are genuine and relaxed. You
seem at peace with yourself and you give off
that "what you see is what you get"
vibe. That's a good thing because your general
audience will feel relaxed and at ease knowing
that they too can be themselves with out having
to worry. Try not to judge others on their
appearance. It's not nice. Over all you're a
spirited person who enjoys having a good time!
Good for you! :o)

Please Rate or message me! Thank you for taking my
quiz! XoXo <3 Lana


You're Beautiful...but why? ( PICS)
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GREEN


??Which colour of Death is yours??
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You are a Belly Dancer. You are charming inside
out, your life follows an interesting rhythem,
beautiful and smooth, you know how to be the
center of attention when you want to, you love
your friends and you can trust them on your
life. Your ideal man is the one with a sweet
witty character who understands how much
freedom is important to you.


What kind of dancers are you? (Girls only)
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more to come

Man! Thinking is hard.

I've been tagged by Party Pascha

Choose five of the professions and finish the sentence...

If I could be a scientist... If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician... If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter... If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary... If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect... If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist... If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete... If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper... If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer... If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider... If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper... If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host... If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge... If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss... If I could be a backup singer...
If I could be a CEO... If I could be a movie reviewer...

Choose five people to pass it onto when you are finished.

If I could be a writer... I'd write books about kids who didn't get it easy. Some would be real life events and some would be fantasy but which ever way you spin it, the kid would have to work for what the want.

If I could be a painter... I'd show the world through my eyes. It wouldn't matter what other people think, even if I didn't sell a single painting, I'd still be happy doing what I wanted.

If I could be a Jedi... I'd probably be Yoda just so I could talk weird and no one could say anything about it. I'd also have all these cool powers so if anyone made me mad, I'd just pick them up and... well, you get the idea.

If I could be Carl I mean llama-rider... LLAMA!!! I'd wonder why a spent years in school to ride llamas. My best friend would be Jimmy and... oh, sorry. I'd also wonder how I'd earn money to live. Would I live in a box? Under the stairs? With a nine month old baby? And a dog? And drink beer I found in the trash? With backwash? Ahh, 7th grade memories. Don't ask.

If I could be a movie reviewer... I'd have 8 thumbs surgically put on my hands just so I could say "Ten thumbs up!" Sorry, a little Will there. I wouldn't talk so no one could understand me. If I truly hated the movie, I'd say so and vise versa.

I'm sorry to say this but I don't know anyone to pass it to that hasn't already been tagged. *Sob* *Cry*

Happy Birthday Parker!!!

"And the winner is..." *Click*

Holocaust

Ok, so in english class we're making holocaust posters. I was look ing at some pictures to put on mine and started getting sick. I just don't get how someone can be so evil. Anyway, I saw this picture of of Ann Frank and I got chills.
http://www.louiserosenltd.com/images/ann_frank.jpg
My poster is going to say "You may not have seen it, but I can still hear the screams."
You like it?
Will called me at like 9:45 last night to talk about the holocaust. He was really upset about all this stuff he saw. He was looking up this doctor that did tests on holocaust victums. He was watching a video in the librairy. He had to turn it off because a whole bunch of 6th and 7th graders were gathered around him and it was scaring them. It scared him too and that's why he had to talk to me.

Man! Thinking is hard.

Oh my...

Ok, I just got off the phone with Will. Well, really I got off the phone then took a shower, but you get the point. Anyway, we were talking about movie. He said he wanted to see star wars and that it comes out on his birthday.

Will: I invited you, right?
Me: No.
Will: Well, your invited.
Me: Ok, cool.

Then I talked about Parker, my nephew's, birthday. They are both born in may, so we talked about their signs and all that. We talked about alot of stuff that I can't remember but then he said something.

Will: The pretties baby seem to always be mixed.
Me: Yea
Will: Plus, black goes with everything. And black and white is perfect.
Me: Yea, well, Parker is kind mixed. Hispanic and white. Or Caucasian if I wanted to talk right, but I don't.

As you can see, I was glad he couldn't see my face. Speaking of not seeing my face, let me tell you of the time Will was dating Brooke (the nerve! lol). One day after school, he told me he was going break up with her. Well, you can imagine my face. Sure, Brooke is my friend, but I couldn't be happier to hear this. This was also bad because Will, standing in front of me, saw my reaction.

Will: Why are you smiling?
Me: I'm not smiling. (I was trying so hard not to!)
Will: Yes you are.
Me: No, well anyway, are you sure? I mean I thought you liked her.
Will: Ok, first your happy then your upset.

Man, that was weird.

Man! Thinking is hard.