Heres A Story To Make You Smile!

Current mood: flirty
Category: Blogging

I'd like to start the day off with a little joke:
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kichen listening to he young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son say "All you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, causewe're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son "We don't use that kins of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later the son comes out of his room and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stops and the mother hears her son say "All pasengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and we hope your trip was a plesant one. We hope you ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just bording, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen!"